LowLives was created to give light and sound to the outerclass. Our webfolio (which is not a word but I like it so I’m using it anyway) is dedicated to bringing you critical reviews of the “news”, the not-so-news, and the public pronouncements perpetrated by professional prevaricators including, but never limited to;
- Politicians and their Enablers
- The Musty Old Media
- Prominent Twits and Bloggers
- Fame Whores (Celebrities and other famous-for-being-famous folk)
- Fiscal Vampires and their Moneyed Minions (the infamous 1%)
- Faux Friendlies and Demagogues
- Hypocrites and Hacks for Hire
We will stand firm, nubile, and fulsome, against nihilism (right or left), violence, bigotry, execrable pop music, predatory capitalism, paternalism, sexism and its humourless anti-spawn of too-serious androgyny mongers, multi-camera sitcoms, bad science, bad logic, bad art, bad taste, theism, fanaticism, digital moralism (think about it), Gaiacide, ecophobia, homophobia, heterophobia, xenophobia, xenon lights, oil culture, rape culture, vermiculture (ich), wigglies, wiggers, and more …
We will be your jaded eyes and ears, your imaginary friend willing to rummage the dumpster for you. We will never let intimidation, lethargy, common law, or common sense suppress the truth, the truthiness, or anything we can milk for lulz or laurels.
We are fearless! We are Legion! We are possessed of a thesaurus!
~ Drakakis, (a.k.a Drak The Impaler)Drak is a self-styled writer living in the 2nd coldest and 32nd most exciting
capital city in the world. (Suck it, Ulan Bator!) He is semi-retired, or semi-unemployed, depending upon one’s perspective, and decidedly overqualified to be producing this drek. Our current staff are strictly imaginary but, nonetheless, extremely talented and hard-working. LowLives welcomes your donations. We are a non-profit organization (although not by choice) and provide receipts for tax purposes, even though they are completely worthless. We accept PayPal (soon, really) or cash in unmarked, non-sequential bills in plain manila or Vanilla envelopes.